How Lava Lamps Protect The Internet

Chaos, randomness, the unknown. A thing many hate and dread. To have no control, no way of knowing, to be helpless. But what if the very thing many fear, the chaos that engulfs our lives is one of the things that protect us in the modern world. What if I were to tell you, your safety and mine is dependent and reliant on randomness. What if I were to tell you your safety depends on lava lamps.